I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!