school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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