wakey wakey hands off snakey
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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