erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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