the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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