I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
