we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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