Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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