32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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