i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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