Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Please don't give away my fajitas
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