I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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