Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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