ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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