do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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