Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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