Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
send nudes
from the living room?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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