When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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