The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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