Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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