Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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