Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You've changed since you got that strap on
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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