I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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Ketchup is God's man juice
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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