when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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