Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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