ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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