okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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