I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"