Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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