I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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