no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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