he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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