walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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