At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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