Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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