went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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