taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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