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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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