i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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