Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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