He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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