I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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