I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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