I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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