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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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