Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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