How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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