Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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