no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
