your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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