I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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