i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
