How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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